When you keep
a record in your hand which is titled with Goremarket Mid-Prices
by GORESOERD, which kind of music do you expect? Of course,
tons of guts, ultra-sick vocals and gurgles, guitars tuned down
into the very depths of the nirvana and so on. Musically I can
pull your tooth; Grindcore with some amorous adventures is dished,
more on that coming right up. How far the lyrical effusions pick
up can I only hinge on the title song shown on YouTube, thus there
is no gore: there is perky sung about ice-cream and garlic and
how cool it is to live in a house, in which everything can be
bought. Why do the Estonian guys call it Gore on their second
release? No idea! Ok, but this is only one of seventeen tracks
from which the longest track is about 2:04 minutes. In view of
the total playing time of about 24 minutes 22 minutes are left
for the 16 remaining tracks. A cool playing time for Grind heads,
I cater for the amorous adventures indeed. The first tracks bang
quite well, dish a fine mixture of blast and mid-tempo parts,
until scratches and a nearly danceable Bitch Hard The Girls
Squad pops out of the speakers which needlessly ends with
some Hitler propaganda crap. In the following songs the Estonian
guys try to be at it with vocals “refined” Macabre
or Agnostic Front like or they assemble a “hey”. The
tracks are musically pressing, propulsive by then even if they
are more of groove than kill. Give Me Some Shit let the
question unanswered by which GORESOERD stole this statement,
dudes, what are you doing?! If I would like to dance I won’t
go to a Goremarket. I’m really fed up while listening to
Pop Rock Cowboy at the latest; the suggested style of sound
in the title is factual played. As well I suffer in silence by
a whistle in any track, listen to a successful mix of fist-in-your-face
and lame song writing and I ask myself at last if I haven’t
the equal humor like GORESOERD. That’s how it would
be. With this release the Estonians have to put up with the slapstick
if actually a die-hard fan does a bargain buy with this Goremarket
Mid-Prices and lukewarm, bad flavored brew or if one watch
a rotting until low-price.