The ones who call its album Scream Bloody Clit and defaces the original cover withal provokes to be compared to Death’s godlike album. Look sharp, CD inserted and let’s go: four times snare and Nathan Gale (Rot In Hell) breaks loose… and exactly from now on the similarities are a thing of the past. So, Scream Bloody Gore is temporarily pitch forked out of my brain and I have to conjure up what CLITEATER characterizes since 6 years. It can’t be dismissed that the Dutch sickos acquire a certain status with their former releases Clit ’Em All and Eat Clit Or Die, bookings at the Maryland Deathfest and the German Party San nail this down. However with Scream Bloody Clit CLITEATER are far away from ambitious. Next to Death Metal mid tempo and periodic “uftata” parts some rare typical Grindblasts are dished, the riffs are all other than new, the song writing is predominantly simplistic and on top of everything the tracks seem to be recorded in a dusty and crunchy bone crusher. It’s incredible but I had never thought after listening to the first three songs that this release with its blunt Porn Death Grind hit on me in a certain way. Starting with Mummified On Formaldehyde the foot begins to nod, is pleased about the cool riff and the straight and fast played song. Actually, while listening to the riffs I sometimes feel like back in time when Bolt Thrower recorded their Peel Sessions. So sick the Joost’s vocals are, so wicked is his gurgle part in the next track Impulse To Destruct. This one makes me smile (one of several upcoming smiles) – and by this my head is in time with the beat. As easy and boisterous this stuff is, CLITEATER knows perfectly to play to the gallery. Their typical humor isn’t missed out on this release as well, the addicted fan may delve into the lyrics of songs like Bruce-Dick-In-Son, Your Mouth My Seed, Didgeridildo (awesome :)), 1001 Nights Of Perversia or the story of the M.I.L.F. Hunter. Certainly, new woman on guitar Susan also checked this stuff out in the run-up to join the band. Ok, have a lot of fun with the bonus video Cock And Love (the track is already released on Eat Clit Or Die) – I have to exercise myself in gurgling.